Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The 化け猫 quiz!



How to tell if your cat is 化け猫


Hello there all. Some of you asked what things made a cat a 化け猫 (bake-neko) or Monster cat. So here is a quick quiz to tell if your cat may possibly be a demon spawn.




  1. Is your cat over 100 years old


    2. Yes

    No



  2. Is your cat's tail over two feet long and split into two tails somewhere along the way?


    3. Yes

    No



  3. Does your cat weigh over 8 1/4 pounds?


    4. Yes

    No



  4. Has your cat aquired a certain fondness of human flesh?


    5. Yes

    No



  5. Does your cat talk to you in plain English or Japanese?


    6. Yes

    No



  6. Has your cat leaped over a fresh corpse lately only to have it turn it into a zombie?


    7. Yes

    No



  7. Has your cat ever shape shifted into Professor Mcgonagall or other forms?


    8. Yes

    No



  8. Has your cat ever eaten another human in their sleep?


    9. Yes

    No



  9. Does your cat ever levitate or fly around the room perching upon the highest perch?


    10. Yes

    No



  10. Lastly have you noticed any ghostly fireballs emanating from your cat lately?


    11. Yes

    No

If you have answered no to all of these Congratulations! You have a plain ol' cat. However, If you answered yes to any of these questions keep an eye on that pussy because it could turn bad at any minute!!!

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